i'm 2 years old. i have an ear infection & it fucking huuuurts
put a hot wet washcloth in a cup and hold it to your ear
in a cup? and hold the cup to my ear?
yeah or find something to wrap around your head to hold it for you
how about i just take some oxy and go to bed
so do that and sleep on your side with the cup on
wtf that sounds uncomfortable as hell
not on the same side weirdo
how's it gonna stay? you've slept beside me. i don't stay put
knowing you have something attached to your head stays with the subconscious
i had a lot of ear infections as a kid
how about i just pay you to hold the cup all night
i would think so because that was quite a reach in asking me to come over